I am a bottom looking for a job - Cape Town

I am a black bottom and I'm in my 20s. I'm looking for a job and I'm having a hard time securing one. I have call center, admin and retail experience and I am willing to try anything new..I am a fast leaner and you won't be disappointed. If you know of any vacancies please let me know or if you need any house keeping done I am your guy. I am 26 a black bottom and I'm willing to give you half of my first salary if I get hired. Thank you