Can't be this hard - Cape Town

I'm looking to suck off a guy right now in these graveshift hours. I'm in hout bay cape town. I'm straight (but curious) white, 36, 6ft2, semi athletic build, bit hairy. It's now half past three in the morning. Any adventurous dudes out there, or am I wasting my time?
If you want more, might be prepared to try, bring protection pls. I'll suck your load out.